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So I Married A Pornstar

Released: Jun 01st, 2003
Running Time: 70
Director: Bo Edwards
Company: Vivid Entertainment Group
Cast: Chris Cannon, Steven French, Mercedez, Natasha Dolling, Tony Tedeschi, Jesse V
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Genre: Film

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SYNOPSIS

Terrific starring vehicle for soon-to-be-superstar Mercedez.

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Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated

Chris Cannon is trying to console recently-dumped pal Tony Tedeschi by taking him to the Golden Pussy strip club and buying him lap dances with Mercedez.

Three days later Mercedez is climbing out of Tony's bathtub and we realize they got hitched and have been caught up in a whirlwind romance ever since. And no wonder! Mercedez is built like a brick shithouse, all heaving breasts, luscious lips, dark skin and a booty for the takin'. She likes dildos and gives a mean blowjob, too, so it's no surprise Tony takes such pleasure in boning her via mish, spoon and doggie.

He wonders aloud if she'll be happy as a housewife after living in the fast lane for so long but she assures him she's on the path to the straight and narrow. Right! Actually, she's doubling as a porn star behind his back! We watch her go down on Steven French in a scene and boy does she seem to be enjoying herself. This gal is built like a brick shithouse and looks like a million bucks riding in cowgirl position.

Unfortunately, Tony soon finds out that his new wife is fucking for bucks and storms on the set to find the truth. He catches her filming a threesome with Natasha Dolling and Mario Rossi. As he freaks out, Cannon manages to pick up Dolling and later gets to nail her on the stairs of his pad.

But as Dolling does the reverse cowgirl stomp, Tony is back home being uptight. Every time he eats out his wife he wonders who else has done the same. Though he pretends it doesn't bother him, it's eating him up inside.

Tony hatches a plot to get revenge and poses as a porn star in one of Mercedez's films - fucking Dolling and Jesse V as she bones French in a glorious orgy scene (the tape's best). When he proudly unveils his scheme to a surprised Mercedez, it is he who is shocked and awed, as she reveals to him that this was to be her last scene. She was leaving the biz to settle down with him, but now is gonna stay in porn 'cause he has turned out to be such a jerk. Ouch!!!!

Mercedez is a true find for Vivid, a soon-to-be-legend if she sticks around long enough. Bo Edwards gives her a fine starring vehicle to help launch her career and Tedeschi is a capable actor as always (not to mention a damn good fucker!).


 

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Mercedez
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Tony Tedeschi
Jesse V
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