Released: Feb 01st, 2000
Running Time: 120
Director: Sean Michaels
Company: Sean Michaels Entertainment
Cast: Midora (aka Midori), Todd Alexander, Brandon Iron, Envy (I), Lexington Steele, Ian Daniels, Aurora (I), Tye (I), Santino Lee, RayVeness, Elle DeVyne, Sean Michaels
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
A substantial wall-to-waller that easily runs laps around most major ?couples-concept? titles.
Disguised as a mild-mannered entry in the Rocks That Ass series, Vol. 6 betrays deeper conceptual ambitions than its predecessors. Subtitled "Octoberpussy," this episodic Bond spoof proves that any bird Mike Myers can shag, Sean Michaels can shag better. He does so with the help of a fine, artistic cast and crew who bring all of the best technical aspects of the series to the foreground. Naturally, director Michaels (in his best waiter's jacket) plays the urbane gentleman who wins over his adversaries with anal martinis – shaken, not stirred.
The plot begins in Mexico, where Bond is briefed by his bedridden operative, Aurora. She preps him by receiving his rigorous doggie drilling before cutting him loose on his latest assignment.
It seems that humanity's arch-enemy, Octoberpussy, has manufactured an insidious aphrodisiac that turns female spies into butt-crazed superfreaks. Its first ecstatic victim is Bond contact Midori. In a dark alleyway she encounters Ian Daniels, a licentious double agent. She swoons backwards when he sprays the evil chemical up her nose, succumbing to his intestinal intrigues with a back-arching orgasm that's a real ass-grabber.
Tye and Envy, two flirty foreign agents, abduct Sean Bond and transport him to Octoberpussy headquarters. He won't talk; but if they rub their posteriors in his face, will he swallow the bait? Man does not live by bread alone. And, evidently, neither does woman. One hungry agent eats Sean's furry ass out while the other gets a sphincter full of that old Bond charm. Intense penetration shots are well balanced with convincing reaction shots, but then it seems impossible that Michaels? suave anal gouge could leave any beauty unmoved.
Meanwhile Elle DeVyne, as Pussy Amouré, is apprehended snapping photos of Octoberpussy's top-secret laboratory. Here Michaels? direction really hits its stride. Three sinister lab assistants, led by Brandon Iron, gas her until she begs for an anal interrogation. "We have ways of making you suck!" he cries as Lexington Steele, Santino Lee and himself commence infiltrating the holes in her bodysuit. The resulting gangbang assfuck is worthy of a pre-nom for Best Anal Sex Scene?Video, with no small credit due to Miss DeVyne's sympathetic portrayal of a slut in primal need of anal TNT. She happily martyrs her gape to the three lab techs, who bend her over their leather examination table. One cock pile-drives her rear while two more poke her face. When her jiggly, flesh-filled tits get in the way, big hands mash them about. By the time she receives her facial porridge, she's a brainwashed butt zombie.
In the final plot twist, RayVeness, as Octoberpussy, gets a taste of her own medicine. Her efforts to "turn" Sean backfire. Instead, he turns her on her back and shows the villainess what the "00"s in "007" really stand for. After licking her asshole, he nonchalantly slips in his secret weapon. Her cheeks gobble the lure. Wildman Todd Alexander (credited as "Dizzy") joins the fray. As he enters RayVeness from below, Sean grabs hold of her natural, hot tits and climbs on top for a secret agent sandwich. Will Sean win his fight to keep the free world safe for such generous double penetrations? Stay tuned for Vol. 7.
The Sean Michaels Productions crew is in top form here. The costumer supplies well-designed, lurid, latex-and-mesh lingerie that gives the great asses on display an extra visual kick. A color scheme comprised of eerie ghoul green/wine red lighting heightens the atmosphere of pornographic espionage. Stylish and entertaining, this volume is in like well-greased flint.