Released: Apr 01st, 2000
Running Time: 128
Director: Mark Zane
Company: Zane Entertainment Group
Cast: Cloey Adams, Candy May, Paizley Adams, Shayla Heart, Steve Hatcher, Mark Davis, Summer (I), Rick Masters, Kaylynn, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Perfect lunchbox stuffer for the teddy bear crowd.
Director Zane loops particularly inane dialogue flubs and nonsensical action as substitute for plot. It is a nice whimsical touch that adds a bit of flash to the strict sexual math of she-sucks-him, he-sucks-her, fuck position 1, fuck position 2, fuck position 3. But is it arousing? One wishes he would just go ahead and make his own indie film and get it over with.
While the editing may not be to every viewer's taste, there will be no such complaints heard regarding the babe department. These are the babysitters that dreams are made of: soft slender physiques and flawless complexions poured into bobby sox, starched schoolgirl blouses, parochial skirts and girl jock shorts. And when it comes to draining cock, they really aren't so dumb.
Summer gets a free ride on Steve Hatcher during a visit to the petting zoo. Cloey and Kaylynn receive extra credit for their report on anal trepanning. Paizley falls hard for Mark Davis' big daddy line. As usual, it's the Plain Janes who get filled with the most cum. Candy and Shayla take a field trip to the Isle of Lesbos only to find that even there they can't escape Pat Myne's rectal pedagogy.