Released: Apr 01st, 2000
Running Time: 84
Director: Jim Powers
Distribution Companies: Multimedia
Cast: Naughtia Childs, J.J. Michaels, Mike Horner, Claudio (I), Mirage, Kelsey Heart, Mariah Wind, Johnny Thrust (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Push to any wall-to-wall fans who like a few chuckles mixed in with their hardcore.
Merely marginally above-average, NLN3 has just enough going for it - namely, uniformly cute girls, a few sizzling moments and some trademark Jim Powers yucks - to lift it above the ranks of the mundane.
The opener, in which cute, blond Kelsey Heart gets rump-roasted by Johnny Thrust, and the closer, in which cute, blond Mirage gets the same treatment from Mike Horner, pack the most carnal thrills.
Scene two, alas, in which Mariah Wind sucks and fucks a guy made up like Frankenstein, packs few. Same goes for scene three, in which a prom queen, played by the extremely edible Naughtia Childs, gets her cherry popped by her date under the - get this - approving eye of her dad (Horner again, amusingly hammy).
As funny as that set-up is, the scene is played more for laughs than for strokes. Perhaps if it were the other way around, NLN3 would have turned out to be more solidly above-average fare.