In what initially seems like an unpromising pretense, Champagne is allowed to interview strangers on the street about their sex lives. Luckily, this gangbang queen, who has all of the charm of a large flightless bird, takes little part in the ensuing sexual narrative. She's there for the gossip, girl.

She corners tiny Cora, who relates a lengthy story about her threeway with Lexington and Santino. Cora's got a lot of low rent appeal; her teeny buns are gored, taking 100 percent of Lexington through the excretory cavity, then she scampers around to receive a bucket load across her nose and eyes.

After Cora, even a stalwart veteran like Obsession has a hard time measuring up. Maybe it's because she is called on to impersonate a virgin. She loses her fictional cherry at a student cram session. While studying the subject of sexual astrology, the class finds their signs wandering into the house of Venus.