Released: May 01st, 2000
Running Time: 106
Director: F J Lincoln
Company: VCA Platinum Plus
Cast: Evan Stone, Nikita (I), Maya Devine, Ginger Paige, Mickey G., Alexandra Silk, Jack Hammer
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Amusing plot-driven diversion for the masses.
In a plot stolen from numerous bad made-for-TV movies, famous Hollywood mobster Mickey G. kidnaps Russian glamourpuss Nikita, but she is reluctant to become his next mail-order bride. Most of the action revolves around her feeble attempts at escape. Mickey's henchmen can't seem to contain her without getting their pants caught around their ankles. While the actors do a good job of keeping the story entertaining, Alexandra Silk shines as Mickey's hired gun. Her unpretentious tomboy sexuality provides an inspired contrast to Nikita's Greta Garbo impersonation, especially in their strap-on pairing. For Nikita fans, the vodka-bodied import slurs her accent in two boy/girl scenes, one of which features the G.-man popping her anus.