Released: Jul 01st, 2000
Running Time: 90
Director: Max "Hardcore" Steiner
Distribution Companies: Legend
Cast: Max Hardcore, Zarina, Kristin, Beautina
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Retailers worth their saltines will know just what to do with this one.
Beautina is a very cute Eastern European lass whose acquaintance Max makes at Ye Olde Cannes Film Festival and whom he escorts back to his villa for a little getting-to-know-you sodomizing. She giggles throughout the proceedings which, surprisingly, doesn't seem at all to take the wind out of Mr. Hardcore's sails.
Then there's Zarina, who is older and more substantial than the typical Hardcore fuck toy, but who also gives him a superior grade anal session and oral workout. Then Max meets Kristin at the East Coast Video Show and introduces her to the world of Hardcorian sex cinema.
Kristin, all 90 lbs. of her, trots out a perfect rendition of the dewy-eyed "hairless cock socket" which typifies the Hardcore ouevre, not to mention makes it notorious. She takes all Max can throw her way, and then shits his cum out of her well-worn bung into a champagne glass and knocks it back, discovering in the process that there is, indeed, no business like show business.