Released: Oct 01st, 2000
Running Time: 112
Director: Mark Archer
Companies: Kick Ass Pictures, Toe to Toe Video
Distribution Companies: Hustler Video
Cast: Trevor (I), Dillion Day, Jack Hammer, Adriana (I), Wanda (I), Lola (IX) (Cuban), Mark Davis, Kyle Phillips, Rain (I), Tavalia Griffin
Critical Rating: AAAA
Do it for Elian. Get the tape.
This outing which starts off with a slightly dingy pairing between the Cuban Lola and the buzz-cut Dillion Day, will have you shitting black beans with delight. As if there's any hair left to trim, Dillion exchanges pleasantries with Lola, his tonsorialist, and before you can say Bay of Pigs he's fucking her all over a barber chair including a piledriver, which, considering the logistics of a barber chair, is a fairly good trick - but not as good as the one that requires Tavalia Griffin tonguing the inside of Mark Davis' foreskin when he checks in for a circumcision. Operations are moot issues at this point when Davis grips those rich Spaniard ass cheeks of Griffin's and buries one in her ass for the mohel.
And who says you don't get a wealth of current affairs in a porn tape? The Elian Gonzalez issue is played out as attorney Rain persuades the senior Gonzalez to fuck her and drench her mouth for Elian. And, in the finale, Adriana and boyfriend Jack Hammer have worked out an intricate ransom scheme which Jack is backing away from until a series of pile drivers and ass-to-mouth moves reminds him why he's there.