Released: Oct 01st, 2000
Running Time: 117
Director: Robert Madison
Company: Elegant Angel Productions
Cast: Robert Madison, Taya, Kenny Drelich, Heather Lyn, Voodoo, Lee (I), Kelsey Heart, Daisy Chain, April (I), Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard, Nacho Vidal, Zarina, Venus (I), Brittany Andrews, Joey Ray
Critical Rating: AAAA
Multiple copies in all the appropriate sections.
CD3 is one of the funniest videos of the year, one that's worthy of a pre-nom for best sex comedy. But that shouldn't scare off your hardcore clientele who may be wary of anything that smacks of a plot-driven tape. Be assured, CD3's sex seriously rocks - in a very singles-friendly way - much of the time.
The "plot," such as it is, is also extremely singles-sociable. Acutely whacked-out in the nonsensical manner trail-blazed by Greg Dark two decades ago, it concerns, in no particular order, starved-for-head cavemen, two human-size bunnies developing a porn version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, a lizard creature who doles out Dear Abby-like advice and an oppressed sex shop worker who daydreams of a better life. Got all that? Neither do we, but in some strange, stoned way, it all works in hilarious, extremely silly fashion, much like a contact high. Those who like their comedies highbrow and in classic three-act structure should look elsewhere.
The sex starts out on a similar zany - but nonetheless nasty - note as one of the aforementioned cavemen gets some industrial strength head from bleach blonde cavewoman Zarina.
Flash forward to the present when heavenly Heather Lyn, fetching in PVC skirt and knee-high leather boots, gets rectal-reamed but good by Erik Everhard in a scalding, high-energy hoedown. That's followed a few scenes later by an equally nasty, hardware-enhanced fourway featuring Kelsey Heart (in a becoming new brunette `do), Daisy Chain, Lee and lucky Joey Ray. Other horny highlights include a Brittany Andrews double-dicking and a Venus/April Sapphic slurp-a-fest.
But a Tiffany Mason/Nacho Vidal rooftop rootering is a bit more rote, as is a Venus solo j.o. number. However, they're clearly the exception to this tape's very hot rule.