Dirty Old Man scours gutters and back stages dressed like a gentleman pimp, constantly mumbling under his breath - something about sticking large instruments into hairless holes. Naked, he's as majestic as a turtle that's lost its shell, but this poses no problem for the buttery young things who eagerly play along with his antics. They all look authentically innocent, but quickly reverse to slut mode once he produces his venerable mackerel.

Before Paula knows what's going on, he's wiping his dick all over her upturned skirt. Bending her over a chair, her ass cheeks are stretched wide. He wedges an expandable butt plug up there and inflates it while his stiffy reams her vaginal walls. He relieves himself with a bubble-blowing facial.

Skinny Sandy gets a clean shave as a prerequisite to the large object he inserts. Her amazing centipede abdomen wiggles up and down expressively during the long ride. Old Man wheezes from exertion, but he can still bang her cervix so hard she has to hide her face in the pillow.