Released: Nov 01st, 2000
Running Time: 75
Director: Roman Pornanski
Distribution Companies: Metro Media
Cast: Kyle (I), Tony Montana, Paul Stryder, Reiko, Cumisha Amado, Tiger Lilly, Teah (I), Claudio (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Crack open a can of La Choy and enjoy these exotic chestnuts.
The continent exposed here lies closer to Pasadena than Shanghai, but what surprise is that? Tiger Lilly's ancestors gave up rice ages ago. She's a voluptuous corn-fed slut with a distinctly California manner of articulating sexual rapture when Tony Montana sticks his finger in her anus.
Still, fourth-generation Asian girls like her and long-legged Reiko are no competition for Cumisha and Teah. When they set off to mine each other's mountains, the on-screen friction heats up like a Tong War. After exchanging generous amounts of saliva and rubbing each other's oily breasts, they share a long black joss stick, putting a pussy juice shine on each end. Someone had the excellent idea of dropping a wide screen video monitor behind them. The lurid purplish-green illumination taints their ancient expressions, lending these old snakes a slithery ambience.