What's all this nonsense about Joey Silvera's supposed laid-back-style gonzo? FS14's first two scenes rock as hard as the mosh pit at a Rage Against the Machine show. Well, at least as hard as an old Grateful Dead show.

The opener is a searing three-way whose cast includes Vanessa, a cute blonde with a great ass sporting a black strap-on, Laura Dark, a comely brunette with monster heels and Nacho Vidal, whose giant stiffy dwarfs Vanessa's fake phallus. Think of the possibilities. Most of them come, uh, cum, true in decidedly strokable fashion.

The heat wave continues into the next scene, a scalding two-on-two in which statuesque Miko Lee and flat-as-a-board China Doll get power-fucked by an uncredited, but hard-working white dude, with an assist from Mr. Marcus. Silvera at times captures all four fornicators in the same frame to great, dick-stiffening effect, and at the end, has Doll oh-so-deliciously rub her luscious ass in his camera's face (God, porn can be a beautiful thing) until Marcus blows all over it.

For the rest of the tape, Silvera does revert, in varying degrees, to his trademark lower-energy forte. Scene four's hetero pairing is considerably less frenzied than the two openers, but manages to be horny nonetheless and features a beaut of a violently snaking money shot. Ditto for scene five, a threeway featuring bodacious Brazilian Nikki getting a double-dick stuffing.

The closer, meanwhile, though unveiling a stunning supposed video virgin named Ariel, whose awesome physical goods makes some young blood shoot four - count `em - four times, is pretty much of a low-wattage snooze.