Released: May 01st, 2003
Running Time: 80
Company: MSP Media
Distribution Companies: IFD
Cast: Tony Pounds, Olivia Saint, Brittney Skye, Brandi Lyons, Chloe Dior
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Hot chicks wasted in a ridiculous premise.
It was only a matter of time before the phenomenon that is extreme sport would find its way into America's favorite pastime - pornography. The good news is that Skater Chicks is full of really hot girls having sex. The bad news is that the skating theme is almost so distracting, you can't enjoy them.
First off, we're talking wall-to-wall skatecore music here, from top to bottom. The same songs, very loud, repeated over and over again. After a while, this has the effect of negative reinforcement therapy. It almost makes you want to stop watching the lovely ladies fuck and suck if only for a moment's escape from the noise.
Then, of course, there has to be some skating in it, to pull the whole thing together. Worry not, X-gamers. This is your time to shine.
The first scene features Tony Pounds, (who, according to the beginning of the tape, is such a hardcore skateboarder that even when he is having sex with skater chicks, he has to be in the realm of his sport!), fucking Chloe Dior in an empty swimming pool while his friends do grinds and lip tricks all around him. Then, they recline at the edge of the pool, where the tricksters skate right in their faces as they fuck some more.
Another scene features Dior and Brittney Skye playing with their pussies on the floor of a flophouse while another hardcore band plays for their enjoyment.
The really quality scene here is one between Olivia Saint and Brandi Stone, where Saint plows her friend with a giant latex double headed dildo, as she screams in pleasure. Of course, the flow is broken when they roll a skateboard wheel over Saint's lovely pussy, just to remind you where you are. The scene doesn't suffer much, however, and is easily the best on the tape.
The rest are mostly average, but keep your fingers close to the mute button, unless the sampled voice of Mr. Rogers turns you on.