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Pirate Fetish Machine

Released: May 01st, 2003
Running Time: 102
Director: Kovi
Company: Private Media Group Inc
Cast: Michelle Wild, Melinda (I), Mick Blue, Veronica Sinclair, Choky Ice, Mandy Bright, Diether von Stein, Steve Holmes (I), Maya (I), Lolla, Patricia (I), Violet (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: All-Sex

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SYNOPSIS

Filler for an active Euro section.

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

Euro director Kovi is one of the best at churning out high-end hardcore-cum-fetish-fashions-fare such as his AVN Award-winning The Splendor of Hell. Unfortunately, this title isn't one of his more impressive efforts.

The performers are all attractive, as is their sexy rubber couture, but the five fuck scenes they engage in are a bit rote, none of them ever fully igniting despite being well-energized and featuring such hard-edge staples as d.p.s and scum-swapping.

The production values, meanwhile, are certainly handsome, but not as consistently big-scale atmospheric as Kovi's previous work. Call this Kovi light.

The title, by the way, refers to the connecting device about an out-of-work lug whose dominatrix wife withholds pussy until he finds a job. But with the disembodied English dubbing practically rendering every line of dialog sillier than the one that preceded it, the less said about the "plot" the better.


 

Related Content:

Private Media Group Inc
Michelle Wild
Melinda (I)
Mick Blue
Veronica Sinclair
Choky Ice
Mandy Bright
Diether von Stein
Steve Holmes (I)
Maya (I)
Lolla
Patricia (I)
Violet (I)
Kovi

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