Released: Jan 01st, 2001
Running Time: 80
Director: Slain Wayne
Company: Extreme Associates
Cast: Scott Lyons, Luciano (I), Nick East, Brandon Iron, Tony Michaels (I), Gauge, Brandy Lyons, Dukey Flyswatter, David Aaron Clark, Kiki D'Aire, Brian Surewood, Candy Cotton, Brick Majors, Mojo, Kristi Myst, Felony (III)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Say you love Satanporn.
Drugged-out, homicidal strippers? David Aaron Clark getting decapitated? Now that's porn! Slain Wayne presents five gore-filled vignettes here, steeped in twelve aortas' worth of blood and a Creepshow-meets-White Zombie sense of humor. Dukey Flyswatter reprises his over-the-top "Clit Keeper" role from the first Terrors, trading the Dolly Parton wig for cheesy Dracula drag and tying the stories together with a semi-successful sex scene of his own. Best of show is the one titled Satanic Mechanics, starring Felony and Tonya White as criminals on the run. When they get a flat tire, they end up at a garage staffed by Brian Surewood and his straight-outta-The Hills Have Eyes employees. They chloroform the girls, and perform a ritual sacrifice on White, cutting out her heart and eating it. It's Felony to the rescue, as she whips out a gun and kills them - but now they're zombies! Gangbang zombies at that, and they do such a number on her pussy, ass and throat that she ends up slick with sweat, spit and semen, gagging and yakking up bile onto the camera lens. It's far less disturbing than it sounds, if you don't take into account the zombie who apparently couldn't bear to part with his Birkenstocks, and insists on wearing them throughout the scene.
Just as entertaining, if not quite as sexually intense, is Love Potion 69 starring lithe brunette Brandy Lyons. Lyons is a stripper, married to jealous club owner David Aaron Clark. Luciano wants to fuck her, so he buys a Spanish Fly derivative from Scott Lyons. "Just one drop," the dealer warns, but Looch dumps the whole bottle into the hapless dancer's drink, bringing about a gape-inclusive double penetration and Clark's sledgehammer-inclusive wrath. Brandy stabs her husband to death and saws off his head, proclaiming her undying love for Luciano, who gives her a good, solid whack with a 2x4 and runs over her with his truck 'til she's squished and skeletal, but still very much obsessed. See, this is why you don't ever fuck a stripper; they get so clingy.
Also of note is the double penetration between Gauge, Mojo and Nick East, whose blow-up doll is his very best girl and she doesn't like it one bit when her man gets the pretty little teen to gag on his pole. Candy Cotton's interracial bang in The Cannibal Jungle Porno is somewhat Cannibal Holocaust-like, but most will recognize only the Blair Witch Project similarities.