Released: Feb 01st, 2001
Running Time: 80
Director: Michael Zen
Company: New Sensations
Cast: Amber Michaels, April (I), Barrett Moore, Cherry Mirage, Mark Davis, Evan Stone, Sydnee Steele, Mike Horner, Mickey G., Chandler (I), Keri Windsor
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
This tape has something for nearly everyone, so display prominently.
It's unlikely that anyone viewing this video "cold" would be able to guess, from the first two scenes, where the storyline (if any) is headed - and that's one of the great things about Perversions 2: Director Michael Zen has been able to blend the weirdly fetishistic opening with the "film noir" body of the work so seamlessly that when it's all over, the exhausted porn maven will lick his (or her) fingers and give this tape a cosmic "Yowzah!"
As the tape opens, Mike Horner has gotten released from prison, where he's spent two years on a murder charge, and he's in his bank's vault, just about to open his safe deposit box. But what sexual fun would that be? Better for Horner to recall some of his jail-cell fantasies... such as when girlfriend Sydnee Steele and her near-lookalike Jewel De'Nyle finger-fuck a rubber pussy and taunt him with promises of carnal delights to come. (Both women are dressed like the Playboy Femlin, and De'Nyle looks particularly attractive in her Cleopatra wig.)
Turns out that Jewel is Sydnee's daughter, and the tiny brunette inherited the considerable fortune of Syd's latest husband (the one Horner was accused of killing) on her 21st birthday. But much as Horner would like to diddle her, his imagination supplies Keri Windsor, Chandler and Amber Michaels to pleasure her with pussy-licking, toe-sucking, toe-fucking, eight fingers in the pussy, and plenty of dildo/vibe action, some of it on a pair of hot-looking motorcycles.
Then "reality" sets in as Horner drives up to Steele's house to inquire about what happened to all the loot that was supposed to be in that safe deposit box. But she's had "expenses," and suggests he hit De'Nyle up for a piece of her daddy's inheritance. He counters by throwing her back on the bed, pinching her nipples, plunging her spoon style and doggie, switching his dick to her ass for hot anal action, then spewing on her stomach - every bit of it volcanic and pre-nom-worthy for Best Couples Sex Scene - Video.
Barrett Moore is the hooker who may know where Jewel is, and while she's breaking all her rules - no finger fucking, no rough stuff, no cumming in the mouth and no "absolutely, positively no anal" (well, maybe some reverse cowgirl in the poop chute) - with client Evan Stone, Horner manages to get Jewel's number from Moore's cell phone's memory.
But Jewel's joined a cult run by Mark Davis, all of whose followers seem to be cute babes like April and Cherry Mirage. During "prayer service," they strip him, blow him; then, after a hot 69, Cherry rides him cowgirl-style. April's turn delivers doggie and reverse cowgirl while she licks Cherry's pussy, till Davis cums on all four tits.
Things get a little complicated as Horner reveals that Davis is actually De'Nyle's father, leading her to exclaim, "You abandoned me years ago; now you want to fuck me?!?" She splits, but before Horner can pursue, Davis knocks him out. As Horner slips into unconsciousness, he dreams that "devil" Mickey G. also has a hard-on (in the murderous sense) for De'Nyle, so when Horner wakes up, he searches her out - and finds her plying her former trade as a hooker....
Which, fortunately, leads to this feature's second nominatable scene. Horner drops his bankroll on the table, stares for a few moments at Jewel spread-eagled on the bed, beats the eagle off (that's an old Firesign Theatre joke, folks) and sticks his dick in for an energetic, almost violent mish, with Jewel screaming how much she wants him to fuck her. That itself would be enough to secure a Best Couples Sex Scene - Video pre-nom, but then De'Nyle turns him over and rides him cowgirl style with more pistoning hip action than we've seen in a year's output from some video companies. The scene comes to an abrupt end when... but why reveal all the surprises?
Beyond the sex, count off pre-noms for Michael Zen as director and Dan Thomas for the script, and at least kudos for excellent make-up and costuming by Lee Garland and Raven Touchstone, respectively.