Released: Apr 01st, 2001
Running Time: 119
Director: Craven Moorehead
Company: Celestial Productions
Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Heaven (I), Shelbee Myne, Nikita Denise, Topanga, Kelsey Heart, Barrett Moore, Giana, Claudia Adkins, Inari Vachs, Aaliyah Yi, Alison (I), Jesse Jordan (I), Teri Starr, Sydnee Steele, Dominica, Osama, Jessica Jewel, Misty (I) (Czech), Elle (I), Candy Hill, Obsession, Mary Jane (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
Nearly two dozen faces to splooge, some of them quite fresh, but should be re-titled The Hairy Palm Adventures of....
The albatross is flying low over the mast of the good ship Moorehead. Things start out well enough with the exotic heavy-lidded Misty who gives his cock a christening. But the oral paradise he seeks is elusive. Almost as soon as his outrigger clears port, the navigation instruments go haywire and he becomes stranded on dreaded Hand Job Island - where the native women talk with their hands instead of their mouths.
Veteran seafarers Obsession, Sydnee Steele and Inari Vachs set poor examples for the younger generation by processing fellatio in sign language. However, a scant few are interested in reviving the mother tongue. Shelbee, Heaven and Osama dart and lick around his balls like three shrunken heads. The whole enterprise would barely remain afloat were it not for the precocious performance of Claudia Adkins who has the innate good sense to use her hands to grasp his knees instead of his cock. She batters her head against his knob, gasping and fluttering in between pumps like a sinking swimmer. His goo shoots up her nostril, causing her mild convulsions.