Released: Apr 01st, 2001
Running Time: 99
Directors: John T, John T.
Company: Robert Hill Entertainment
Cast: Jenny Lee McKenzie, Paige Sinclair, Van Damage, Ted Hunter, Herschel Savage, Victor Villa, Gene Ross, Nikita Denise, Selena Sosa, Gen-X, Alex Delgado, Bridgette Kerkove, Skeeter Kerkove, Gia Regency, Envy (I), Guy DiSilva
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Funny, funny porn biz shtick. Push to those who can appreciate it.
Bone gets an above average rating based largely on its humor, which is way more memorable than some of its sex.
A mock-documentary about a day in the life of freshly-inducted AVN Hall of Fame director John T. Bone, the tape features such sharply-written bits as Bone reading his AVN reviews while on the crapper, upset that the magazine always points out his considerable girth (damn! did it again!) and a nodding junkie aspiring starlet who, when asked during her interview with Bone how she feels about taking it up the butt, replies, "Oh, I love anal sex. I'm sure I've had it many times."
If only all of the tape's five sexual pairings were as razor-edged.
While Bone is book-ended by two fairly heated anal couplings (Jenny Lee McKenzie/Van Damage in the opener; Bridgette Kerkove/Alex Delgado in the closer), the three middle scenes are considerably less impressive.
Guy DiSilva's rectal-reaming of Envy is spirited, but too abbreviated. That's followed by a very slight Paige Sinclair/Herschel Savage hospital room number. And despite the fetish trappings employed by Gia Regency and Ted Hunter, scene four never really catches fire.