Released: Apr 01st, 2001
Running Time: 88,89
Director: Ray Simmons
Company: Plum Productions
Cast: Jesse (I), Nadia Foster, Violet (I), Dominica, Tyce Bune, Sabrina Jayde, Candy Cotton, Larry Pazz, Owen Brown, Kiri
Critical Rating: Not Yet Rated
Dweebs tool for young pussy. Can your customers relate?
Shiftless frat geeks David and Vinnie want to make videos for their Uncle Howard's production company. But first he wants them to prove that they possess a sufficiently perverted vision. In what they deem to be their Porno Manifesto, Vinnie claims: "We want to do things a little different... we're not going to do what everyone else does when they make these movies... we're going to go to the beach and find real girls to make our adult movie." In retrospect it serves as more of an apology for a concept, because this pair of budding Gerard Damianos unerringly point their cameras at the first girl they meet who looks like a hardened porn slut and ask if she wants to be interviewed for their documentary on "real life." The interview consists of taking off her clothes in front of the camera and getting into bed with them. And that's when things get really "original."
Before the viewer's eyes glaze over with mold, there is Jesse. The fresh-faced, blue-eyed All-American-type is always a wonder to behold precisely because she acts like the rarest creature of all - a genuine, God's creation girl - not a porn star. The handjob she administers to David is jolly and efficient without appearing too professional. Vol. 2 harbors Molly, a cute Celtic princess with a freckled butt.
These first installments lack the personality to sustain an award-winning series, so posterity will only allow it to float if the boys resolve to collect the most recent high quality models.