Released: May 01st, 2001
Running Time: 87
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Metropolis Gold
Cast: Sindee Williams, Rick Masters, Zazie, Tree Sweet, Tia Davis, Anaconda (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Jim Powers and cellulite are a winning combination. Stock up.
The Baywatch parody in the opening credits features these women - all of 'em pushing 350 at least - running along a beach in slo-mo, gigantic boobs and chunks of flab flapping. Thrilling? Just wait for the horror movie parody that follows.
Surprisingly, the sex rocks, too. After some politically correct female bonding with her fellow fatties ("C'mon girls, shake that blubber!"), Zazie gets a piece of too-long-absent-from-the-genre Rick Masters; particularly notable is the can of aerosol Cheez they use as a sex aid. Sindee Williams lumbers atop Masters as well, and both scenes feature the death-defying cowgirl position. Welcome home, Rick. Also of note is a realistic encounter between Tree Sweet and Anaconda, as well as Tia Davis' match up with Ricky Martin (not that Ricky Martin; this one looks like he's been livin' la vida doughnuts). A naked baby-oil Twister reverse gangbang-ish orgy (!) closes this nom-worthy vid.