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Seriously Screwed

Released: Jun 01st, 2001
Running Time: 105
Company: Empire
Distribution Companies: Leisure Time
Cast: Dave Hardman, Max Cady, Billy (I), Briana Banks, Isabella (I), Elena (I), Mark Cummings, Dale DaBone, Valentino (I), Shay Sights, Venus (I), Patricia (I), Tanya Danielle, John Strong, Lianne
Critical Rating: AA
Genre: All-Sex

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SYNOPSIS

Retailers should keep the horsie hijinx and local laws in mind when stocking. Best bet for browsers, as the box is stronger than the product.

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Critical Rating: AA

The title of the feature is an apt description of how your customers will feel after they've watched it.

It's filled with fuck-ups that are not forgivable - bad edits, video that is sometimes not synched with the audio (How'd they pull that off?), mistakes in the credits (Tony Montana is listed, and not seen, and Briana Banks is credited as her last incarnation, Mirage) and in some cases, the video looks like a second-generation copy.

Even the fornication falls flat on its face or fails to arouse on more than a few occasions - Patricia's two studs attempt a double-vag penetration on the Teutonic cutie but the fraülein freaks and nixes them with a nein. Venus's kiddie-pool frolic with Isabella is memorable for its complete lack of any sort of sex - it's a long, drawn out photo shoot whose existence can only be described as, oh... filler. Shay Sights and Tanya Danielle are marginal in their scene of speculum-aided lukewarm lesbian lust. Lianne's scene is started with what looks like her getting friendly with a horse (though that portion of the picture is pixelated), which is probably a bit much for most.

Not even Banks' big boobs could can save this Seriously Screwed stinker. However, the scene is worth a look and a stroke - her footjob in this feature is nothing short of fantastic, as is her the rest of her scene which leads her to a very wet, and tasty looking, orgasm.


 

Related Content:

Leisure Time
Empire
Dave Hardman
Max Cady
Billy (I)
Briana Banks
Isabella (I)
Elena (I)
Mark Cummings
Dale DaBone
Valentino (I)
Shay Sights
Venus (I)
Patricia (I)
Tanya Danielle
John Strong
Lianne

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