Released: Jun 01st, 2001
Running Time: 120
Director: Jim Powers
Company: JM Productions
Cast: Dave Hardman, Scott Lyons, Candy Cotton, Steve Taylor, Rick Masters, Brandy Lyons, Sabrina Jayde, Catalina (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA
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The latest volume of this comically twisted sex series opens with a porn variation on Mars Attacks, as Earth nymph Brandy Lyons mates with a laughable "alien creature" who just happens to be her real-life significant other, Scott Lyons. The male Lyons must not have had much fun, since the actress copulates only with a grotesque hose-like apparatus attached to his costume.
Next, Rick Masters, Dave Hardman and another stud dump buckets of greasy fast-food chicken and brown gravy all over sexy Catalina. Everyone fucks and eats hearty, culminating in a sloppy d.p./facial combo. The third scene has Candy Cotton masturbating with large disembodied foam arms, hands and rubber chickens. To cap off this monster drum solo, she shoves a pink rubber pig snout-first into her vag, shrieking, "Eat my pussy, piggy!"
Finally, Barnyard Perversions features Sabrina Jayde riding a guy in a pony costume - complete with mask, hooves, and a gnarled prosthetic horse-dick. In an astonishing display of equestrian Method acting, the woodsman neighs and whinnies while Jayde takes the dangling plastic extension in mouth, pussy and ass. The subsequent eruption of ersatz horsey sauce would fill several glue factories.