Released: Jun 01st, 2001
Running Time: 85
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Notorious Productions
Distribution Companies: Multimedia
Cast: Ariko, Jade Marcella, Devlin Weed, Kinky, Dave Hardman, Sabrina Jayde, Julian St. Jox
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
If Sabrina Jayde manages to stick around for the rest of the year, she's a likely contender for Best New Starlet.
Of the four anally oriented young girl vignettes here, the hands-down keeper is the very creative opener, titled Little Girls Shouldn't Play with Dead Things. Sabrina Jayde and Ariko are skipping through the junkyard in their teeny plaid skirts when proprietor Julian St. Jox warns them not to go too far, lest they encounter the "rained out cemetery" in back. Sure enough, there's a whole city's worth of zombies waiting there for them; Ariko is abducted, while Jayde ends up in a screaming, slamming d.p. from St. Jox and desiccated corpse Devlin Weed. Jayde's a little teenage twat who's as cute as she is nasty; we'll be sure to keep an eye out for more performances from her.
The two scenes that follow appear more painful than pleasurable to the female performers, but the tape closes well with a strong buttfuck between "college student" Jade Marcella and "college professor" (!) Dave Hardman. "Just 'cause a girl's stupid doesn't mean she can't get through college," Hardman pronounces sagely - check out MTV's Spring Break programming if you have any doubts - and Marcella's asshole scores an A-grade with us.