Released: Jun 01st, 2001
Running Time: 80
Director: Jim Powers
Company: JM Productions
Cast: Mark Vega, Johnny Thrust (I), Steve Taylor, Allysin Chaynes, Rick Masters, Sabrina Jayde, Dave Hardman, Joel Lawrence, Kate Frost
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Stock in your general new releases or ultra-hard sections; maybe even start a small section devoted to d.p.s - arguably the most visually lewd act in all of porndom.
D.P. Commandos (Double Penetration Virgins) starts out like the Desert Storm blitzkrieg across Iraq, but winds up more like the quagmire in Vietnam.
Things get off to a super-scalding start thanks to the very impressive Sabrina Jayde, who in the opener puts in a lasciviously loud, ultra high octane performance while getting double-dicked - for the first time ever according to the box cover - by Dave Hardman and Joel Lawrence. Helping to fuel the heat is that unlike most d.p. scenes, this one is generous both in length and number of positions. Pre-nom it for Best Group Sex Scene or Best Anal Sex Scene - Video. And pre-nom Jayde for Best New Starlet. That bitch works hard for her money.
Alas, the tape's two remaining supposed d.p. deflowerings get progressively cooler. While scene two's energy level is only slightly less than the opener's, Kate Frost doesn't put in nearly the frenzied performance that Jayde does. But it's positively rockin' compared to Allysin Chaynes' relatively subdued stuffing by Rick Masters and a second cunt commando in the closer. Unlike Jayde, Chaynes doesn't take to twin tools with anything even remotely resembling abandoned gusto.
Oh yeah, the tape's set-up - something about U.S. soldiers and d.p. missiles and d.p. whores - while wacky/cute in that JM Productions sort of way, is strictly fast-forwardable filler.