Released: Jul 01st, 2001
Running Time: 94
Directors: Tanya Hansen, Nathan Day
Company: Pleasure Productions
Cast: Kris Knight, Michelle Thorne, Maria Santini, Janet Jones, Pete Goldring, Simon Bullock, Tanya Hansen, David Roth, Georgette Neal, Tracy Williams, Reece Jackson, Mark Sloan
Critical Rating: AAAA
A good selection for couples looking for something with zing - boob men will have their fill too, as Hansen's are more than an eyeful, though be aware of local laws for the abduction scene. Stock the video prominently, and the box cover will do the rest.
With a story, initially, at least, even more unbelievable than usual for porn - a husband ignoring a wang-warming wet dream like Tanya Hansen (despite her best attempts), and a magical statue transporting her to where ever her wicked desires fancy (what did you expect?) - the sex is damn good for this all-European production.
The bogus-boobed Hansen is transported to a porn set in a b/g/b scene in one of the feature's best scenes. She takes it like a champ, going through her paces in blowjobs, vag and anal penetration, but sadly does not do the d.p. duty. Hansen is a trooper, though, and keeps her eyes open despite being blasted by the sticky stuff.
The final three scenes don't feature Hansen having sex (two of them feature her masturbating, and the final scene doesn't feature her until the end), but the performers still fuck furiously and keep the heat on high. Cautious retailers might want to take note, however, as one of the scenes involves abduction, though no forced sex is involved.
While with a casual glance, the story of The Statue is stuff of standard porno production the sex, the edgy abduction scene and the Twilight Zone-ish ending plot twist makes it an interesting watch.
And Tanya Hansen's beautiful fake breasts don't hurt the eyes either.