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"Every human being is given a secret friend," postulates
psychiatrist/invisible man Chris Cannon in this couples-friendly feature.
Only the "secret friend" Cannon means actually isn't a coy reference to his
penis — he's talking about a full-on state of psychosis that all individuals
apparently take as a matter of course. Steve Hatcher has one of these
invisible pals in a pre-boobjob Bridgette Kerkove, who hangs out in his
bathroom naked, offering advice and blackmailing his office enemies by
fucking them. They deserve it, anyway — particularly Hatcher's boss Joel
Lawrence, who mumbles his way through his dialogue and keeps his shades
on as he throws a screaming buttfuck to secretary Chocolate.
Hatcher's fiancée Vivian Valentine is mighty jealous of Kerkove, after
Hatcher confides in her in a post-fuck moment of weakness. The moment of
weakness has nothing to do with the fuck because it's a nice, intense one,
with lots of eye contact. It's up to Kerkove to make everything all right, and
after she introduces Hatch and Valentine to her own invisible lover, Cannon
(whom she engages in a mean assfuck), there's a happy ending in this giant
mental hospital they call Life.