Released: Aug 01st, 2001
Running Time: 88
Director: Duck Dumont
Company: RedBoard Video
Cast: Saber Love, Francine Presley, Daisy Starr, Sasha South, Celine Thomas
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
No sex, no masturbation, just razors and slits.
In one pair of hands, the razor can be an artist's brush, in another, a machete. For safety reasons, shaving techniques shouldn't be this varied, but it will give fur fetishists something to ponder while whacking to this five-bush sideshow. Saber lives up to her name, turning a pink lady disposable into an instrument of destruction. Not satisfied with a casual trim, she clears the edges around her lips in such a heavy-handed manner that the painful red shaving bumps that appear begin oozing blood. The scraping sounds are audible and she becomes excited when the shaving cream between her legs turns a warm vermilion. Francine, a 47-year-old phone sex operator, has a long mane that she doesn't bother to trim back with scissors before digging in. She betrays her age by using her grandfather's barber brush and leaves the chair with his five o'clock shadow. Celine is more careful with the one chubby cunt God has given her. She artfully dodges her razor in between the tricky ridges and inner clefts for a squeaky-clean shave that shines like a porpoise's lips. Sasha fancies herself the Annie Sprinkle of vaginal tonsorial skills, instructing viewers on the often-ignored sensual aspects of bald pussy. "Have your lover kiss your thighs after you're done shaving them" is one of her creative recommendations. She even shaves her asshole for those who want to get real smoochy. DuMont saves the best for last - viewer's jaws will drop when Daisy pulls out the Albino-wedge birthmark pussy. Her thatch is half-black/half-white, like a weird foreign flag. It goes down like the rest in a swath of lather.