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Old Kid Vegas Had a Farm

Released: Aug 01st, 2001
Running Time: 66
Director: Kid Vegas
Company: X-Traordinary Pictures
Distribution Companies: Legend
Cast: Scott Lyons, Brandi Lyons, Gia Regency, Vinnie Vicious, Trinity Maxx, Kid Vegas, Others
Critical Rating: AA
Genre: Gonzo

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SYNOPSIS

The Kid has won multiple "Worst Video of the Year" type of awards. If that's a plus in your eyes, by all means stock this one.

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Critical Rating: AA

Old Kid Vegas had a farm, o-y-o-y vey...

Apparently all those drugs the Kid's always bragging about ingesting have started taking their toll - there's nothing in this vid that suggests it was shot on a farm. The woods, yeah. A rural street, absolutely. But no chickens. Not one fucking cow. Not even a barn.

But, hey, there is a pile of horseshit available, and the Kid pokes at it with a stick for an extended period of time, shrieking with delight as it falls apart. His interest in the excrement is notable, in that he's far more enthusiastic about it than he is about his female stars.

Which is probably more than we should ever know about Kid Vegas.

Sexwise, what the hell is a hot piece of ass like Trinity Maxx doing here? She gets a taste of the Kid's talent in a credible deep throat blowjob and standing doggie. The Kid also showcases his friend Vinnie Vicious, who has the disquieting habit of staring psychotically into the camera as he's fucking a super-cute uncredited brunette with kittycat eyes. The scene is not helped by the moment where Kid Vegas tosses a handful of mayonnaise into the girl's face. Brandi and Scott Lyons do it by a stream and continue at home as a screen crawl titled "Kid Vegas Shit List" rolls across their bodies. Heartfelt congratulations are in order to AVN's own Tod Hunter, whose name figures prominently on the list. [Thank you. -T.H.]


 

Related Content:

Legend
X-Traordinary Pictures
Scott Lyons
Brandi Lyons
Gia Regency
Vinnie Vicious
Trinity Maxx
Kid Vegas
Others
Kid Vegas

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