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The Perfect Pair

Released: Sep 01st, 2001
Running Time: 82
Company: Dreamland USA
Cast: Jonathan Simms, Nikki Fairchild, Steve Austin, Randy Spears, Dee (I), Anthony Crane, Eric Price, Charlie (I), Billy Glide, Brittany Andrews, Misty (II)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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SYNOPSIS

Cable-safe sex with funny bits.

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

Don't let the babes on the box throw you off: the "perfect pair" here are Steve Austin and Anthony Crane, literally joined at the hip as Siamese twins. Austin is a bundle of inhibitions, Crane a happy-go-lucky hellraiser.

At a strip bar, Austin and Crane are ogling a stripper.

"Maybe she'll come down and blow you" Crane says.

"That only happens on those sleazy cable TV channels you watch," Austin primly responds.

But the girl does, indeed, get off the stage and does Billy Glide. One of the gawking spectators is director Cash Markman.

The sex is good, six scenes worth, but it's the comedic byplay between Crane and Austin, and Frank Bukkwyd as their psychiatrist, that is the real draw. Occasionally the twain meet when Crane does a scene with a girl while Austin tries to read a book. Or Markman pulls another vintage Siamese twins video out of the vaults - with Cara Lott, no less - for the twins to watch.

Clever humor and couples-safe sex make this a sure winner for the couples market.


 

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Dreamland USA
Jonathan Simms
Nikki Fairchild
Steve Austin
Randy Spears
Dee (I)
Anthony Crane
Eric Price
Charlie (I)
Billy Glide
Brittany Andrews
Misty (II)

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