Released: Sep 01st, 2001
Running Time: 78
Director: Cool Breeze G
Company: Metropolis Entertainment
Cast: Kitten (I), Jack Hammer, Aurora (I), Little Romeo, Napoleon, Kali Stylz, Bridget Powerz, EZ Cat
Critical Rating: AAAA
One of the better tapes of this type we've seen this year, and worthy of a Best Specialty Tape - Other Genre nomination.
The combination of little people and bizarre scenarios is never a mistake. Highlights include a Most Outrageous Sex Scene pre-nom that stars Aurora as an odd Mexican roughage enthusiast who's peacefully washing a few heads of lettuce in her sink when Little Romeo and Napoleon climb through her window. They've escaped from prison and just want to rip off a piece, but Aurora is terrified, thinking they're after the box of green treasures she keeps next to her bed. "Wait a minute, Senorita - we're not after your lettuce," one of the guys reassures her. They bury her in the shredded leaves of her heart's desire and manage a credible double penetration.
Elsewhere of note is the Night of the Living Dead closer, as pretty Kali Stylz wanders through a carnival parking lot and is attacked by a zombie dwarf who overpowers her, fucks her quickly and shoots a load in her eye socket. Also not to be missed is the opener, featuring Jack Hammer in prison. Hammer's pretty upset that his cell is so bare ("There's no shitter in here!") and tiny, mean-ass guard Bridget Powerz makes sure to give him a very decent "attitude adjustment" in the form of a reverse cowgirl.