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Released: Nov 01st, 2001
Running Time: 90
Director: Frank Thring
Company: Hustler Video
Cast: Daniella (I), Eric Masterson, Vanda (I), Maya Devine, Tatyana (I), Lee Francis, Betty (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Entertaining, sexy spoof of spy thrillers; cautious retailers should take note of the pee.
It's two times the cheese for the price of one porno with Hustler's latest feature, a sexual spy caper.
International woman of mystery Lulu Bond (played by Maya Devine) is thrust into the web of SPRINKLE, international terrorists who plan on threatening their world with women's-pheromones-turned-nerve-gas. On the way, she and the sexy evil henchwomen find time to fuck, suck and do the occasional double penetration at a good pace between doing the spy thing and saving the world.
The movie is populated spymasters who speak the Queen's English and smoke briars (Devine is an English agent - who knew?) and evil masterminds with Continental accents who spout lines that beg to be served with crackers, such as, "All great scientists seem to be mad."
The sex sizzles as well with the mostly-European cast who fuck like crack carnal commandos on a mission. The sex is hardly couples-friendly, but solo strokers looking for something with a little more story than the typical wall-to-waller will dig the fusion of intelligence and carnality.
However, fans of Divine are limited to seeing her do her thing with a lucky bartender in the shower and masturbating, though she does pee twice (cautious retailers take note).
The final confrontation happen, of course, after Devine is captured (with nice touches of S/M gear and fetish kink couture) by general-purpose evil genius Frank Thring, in a hilarious non-sex role, who talks way too much about his plans for world domination in his hideout/fortress, in what seems to be a wax museum.
Though there's not much in the way of dramatic surprises, Golden Girls is an evening of good undercover sex.