Released: Dec 01st, 2001
Running Time: 105
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Heatwave Platinum
Cast: Skeeter Kerkove, Gwen Summers, Sienna (I), Johnny Thrust (I), Mark Cummings, Rick Masters, Alana Evans, Brian Surewood, Bridgette Kerkove, Jodi Moore, T.J. Cummings
Critical Rating: AAAA
Sexy, campy fun.
Star Trek's tried it, H.G. Wells wrote about it, but few other works have conveyed the caution (or fairly strokable action) in not screwing around with time travel the way Lust World 2 does.
While on a geological expedition in an unknown cave, Bridgette Kerkove, Mark Cummings, T.J. Cummings and Jodi Moore find themselves in the past, amid dinosaurs that roamed the Earth and the fur-wearing humans that hunted them.
You know, like in The Flintstones.
The sex isn't bad either - T.J. Cumming's opening butt boink with Aussie hottie Jodi Moore is nice and energetic, but the music is sometimes too loud to hear anything more than its annoying beat. Moore knows, obviously, how to score extra credit points with professor Mark Cummings in an another anal-inclusive carnal coupling while doing field work somewhere in the uh, Jurassic period. Kerkove, as always, does a great job doing d.p. duty with Neanderthal brothers Brian Surewood and Rick Masters (pre-nom Best Group Scene - Video). Mark Cummings later finds Alana Evans, another contemporary lost in the temporal tempest who really misses Homo sapiens, rather than the living examples of Encino Man around her.
All of it done with the campy presentation of CHiPs or Hawaii Five-0 in that cheeky, Jim Powers touch, with dialogue like T.J. Cummings saying to Mark Cummings over a pile of human bones, "Could, like, this be the missing link?" All the while sounding like a surfer who does porn on the side. The other Cummings says, "Yes, yes it could be the missing link." And later: "If these dinosaurs get through the cave, all of mankind is doomed. Save yourself - save the world!"
But the draw here is the special effects - effects that are reminiscent of the drive-in classic horror films gone by, with men in dinosaur suits chasing T.J. Cummings, only to be ambushed and killed by Gwen Summers and Sienna, playing Betty and Wilma in fake fur with PMS. Also worth watching are gross-out effects (one of several) of Kerkove giving birth to an egg and a dinosaur after being impregnated by saurian Skeeter Kerkove - pre-nom Most Outrageous Sex Scene and, hell, Best Special Effects for Kip Jones' gross-out f/x.
Pre-nom Best Sex Comedy.