Released: Feb 01st, 2002
Running Time: 70
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Chris Cannon, Tawny Roberts, Salena Del Ray, Joel Lawrence, Zana, Billy Glide, Ricky (I), Joey Ray, Miko Lee, Calli Cox
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
For couples - with a warning.
The rating here is based strictly on the sex, most of which hits the mark beautifully. Too bad it's surrounded by a misogynistic script that will undercut the tape's popularity with its intended market: Couples.
Joey Ray allegedly doesn't understand women, which is supposedly why wife Miko Lee lays into him the moment he walks through the front door. But while he's out buying her tampons, scumbag Billy Glide walks in and faster than you can say, "Why is this 'ordinary' woman who needs tampons trying to fuck this guy; I thought that only happened in porn movies," she's on her knees with his cock in her mouth. From there it's a little doggie, a little mish - and a little heart attack for Ray when he walks in on them.
Ray wakes up in heaven, surrounded by beautiful angels (including, interestingly, Lee), when St. Peter-type Joel Lawrence comes in and decides Ray needs to be laid, so he assigns angel Calli Cox to the job. Viewers will be impressed at the angelic moans delivered in response to the reverse cowgirl, doggie and mish action.
To see if Ray really doesn't understand women, Lawrence reincarnates him as Zana... who promptly spends the next 10 weeks masturbating. But by the end of the first year, she's fucking in front of her suitors. Chris Cannon's the chosen one, but Zana's moans in the anal doggie and mish positions just aren't believable.
But then it's time for Ray to switch bodies, this time into Tawny Roberts, who's not only beautiful but knows how to vocalize her enjoyment of the reverse cowgirl and horsie action with partner Ricky.
Finally, Ray winds up in Salena Del Ray's body... and the misogyny rears its ugly head again as Lawrence commands her to suck his cock - which leads to reverse cowgirl, mish, spoon and doggie, all of which Del Ray appears to enjoy.
There's plenty of good sex to be seen here, partly courtesy of videographer Ralph Parfait, but let's hope viewers can forgive Nelson X for the script.