Released: Mar 01st, 2002
Running Time: 96
Director: Frank Thring
Company: Hustler Video
Cast: Tony Martin, Lee Stone, Henrietta, Carlos (I), Frank Thring, Alissa (I), Cindy Cox, Alma, Candy (I), Alexis Amore, Lia di Mae, Suzanna (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
The Hustler name should provide all the selling power you need.
Poor Mr. Beaver. He's stuck in Greece having been stood up by his client. "This may be just another wasted journey the company has sent me on," he says. Yeah. Right. Like watching two nubile blondes rub each other down with suntan oil and let their fingers do the walking is so bad. Having two lovely ladies put on a little show and play dueling tongues with your cock while your client ass-plows a pouty-lipped pretty blonde is definitely what we'd term a waste of time. Sure.
Some of the sex is of the silent squish variety, but on the whole the scenes are satisfying. In a later scene (in Chatsworth, which Mr. Beaver claims is the best place to meet girls), one wonders how the Justine Romée look-a-like got by with that Playboy bunny tattoo on her tummy. Must be her amazing head technique. The piece de resistance, though, is the o-ring buster that a petite blonde gets from a buff dude in a restaurant while poor Mr. Beaver is out cold from too much ouzo. The sound is a bit uncoordinated with the action, but that's all forgotten when the camera zooms in for a closer look at Blondie's asshole. Girl's got gape! The Dude slides his cock in with ease and then it's off to the races in a nice, bouncy reverse cowgirl. Don't miss the glorious threesome in Hungary, either.
The only real issue comes at the hands of an over zealous auto-focus on the camera, which flits in and out from sharp to fuzzy a little too often. But hell - as long as you can see the pussy, that's what really matters.