Released: Mar 01st, 2002
Running Time: 94
Director: Slain Wayne
Cast: Scott Lyons, China Doll, jade-blue eclipse, Brett Rockman, David Aaron Clark, Sunrise Adams, Brian Surewood, Brick Majors, Alaina, Brandi Lyons, Sienna (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Stock this funny, kung pao-flavored, sexually charged video prominently.
In this truly funny chop-socky send-up, every spank is accentuated with a genre-appropriate thwacking sound and the sex fucking blazes. Evil Ninja queen Jade-blue Eclipse has three of the dragon swords that will drive the world into darkness if she comes into possession of the fourth. In a hot scene where Eclipse obtains one of the swords by besting ninja warrior Brian Surewood, her lean, tattooed body and angular face just glow as she takes his cumshot before taking him down. Master Chow Down Soon (over-played hilariously by David Aaron Clark) directs the Kung Fu Girls to disguise themselves and infiltrate the evil queen's lair. Sunrise Adams is fabulous at seducing confused ninja Brick Majors while pretending to be a pool boy. (Majors finds his sexuality challenged at first but is relieved when she takes her long blonde hair out from under the ball cap she is wearing.) She looks gorgeous riding him in reverse cowgirl with the sun shining on her. Master Soon is distracted by a blowjob given to him by China Doll (who could blame him?) and loses the sword. Good does eventually triumph over evil by default but the Kung Fu Girls do earn here a pre-nom for Best Sex Comedy in this review to honor their dojo.