Looking disturbingly like Santa Claus in a long-sleeved shirt and tie, Bill Majors, host of the tape, introduces Master Lars Markson, a decidedly middle-aged master, who is supposed to tie up his (also middle-aged) significant other in this less than fair offering.

While it's heartening to see middle America letting their freaky flag fly, the action is pretty white bread. There's some attempts at domination with breath control and tickling with Victoria Cream, but it just doesn't work. However, the following scene with Majors Topping Rachel Rogers actually isn't bad, but it's too little too late.

The video ends with a post-session interview with Markson, Cream and Rogers, which, to its credit, would be of best use for those couples looking to put that something extra in their sex lives.