Released: Mar 01st, 2002
Running Time: 68
Director: Mike South
Company: South River Video
Distribution Companies: Avalon Enterprises
Cast: Stan (I), Hailey (I), PeeWee, Samantha Silk, Matt (I), Tisha
Critical Rating: AAA
Harmless, dull fun.
Mike South rents a party bus and loads it up with a gang of sluts and drinking buddies for a cruise through the Floridian wetlands, stopping at hotels and strip clubs along the way.
It's on the bus that the hottest sex scenes take place compliments of a tight nubile gum snapping 18-year-old named Kaylee. She's an eager beaver who's not afraid to finger herself to a shaking climax as a group of camera men crowd each other for a shot of her pristine slit. Unfortunately, all her enthusiasm can't breath life into South's weary pole for a good 10 minutes. Decent editing should have left this on the cutting room floor, along with boozy intrusions from other party guests and the shaky out of focus camera work that all but kills the scene.
Elsewhere South lures strippers into hotel rooms for lukewarm poundings where shots are obscured by the cameraman's shadow. The sex is straight, by the numbers and wholly uninspired.
Between sex scenes, South prowls a backyard BBQ where a drunken drawling quim queen tells bad jokes, then tries to rally a near empty strip club by giving out free videos. Later he stops by a porno car wash where the girls lather and rinse but never take off anything.