Released: Apr 01st, 2002
Running Time: 111
Director: Andre Madness
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Distribution Companies: Hustler Video
Cast: April Blossom, Chandler (I), Aurora Snow, Mickey G., Jenna Haze, Lee Stone, Jay Ashley, Pat Myne, Lola (IX) (Cuban)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Lola, Haze and Snow have their followers, so push it to them. Stock well in general new releases for the others.
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Take Chandler, for example. Chandler is a seismologist. Ummmm... okay, we can suspend disbelief if it means she's going to get plowed good and proper. After explaining to the viewer what a seismologist does, Chandler offers to teach us how to pick one up. Pat Myne, looking for info about the shake-ability of a property he's planning to buy, is about to go to school.
As Chandler bends down to grab something from a file cabinet, Myne says, "Well, that's one crack I wouldn't mind falling into." Cut. "Don't be a moron," Chandler instructs. After a couple more helpful hints, Chandler shoves Myne to the couch - clearly overcome by his ability to follow direction - and peels off her business suit to reveal lacy-topped thigh highs and a shaven pussy.
She suckles his fuck nozzle, he laps at her labia, then Chandler sticks her behind high in the air to accept Myne in her hot little ass, leading the two to have a quietly - save for Chandler's high-pitched squealing, leading you to think she's malfunctioning - explosive scene.
Then there's chef Jenna Haze, who believes that food is erotic. Cooking student Alex Sanders wants to make sure he learns more than just how to flame-broil top sirloin. Oh, he will... Haze gives her tips on chef-nabbing and then gets a little tipsy on Sanders' fine wine, leading her to strip down and give Sanders a view of her butthole. (And they say gin is the one true panty-remover.)
The two make a different kind of cream sauce on the kitchen counter, first with Haze flat on her back, then in a standing doggie with her leg propped up next to her. Haze takes the money shot on her knees, mouth open, goo running from her forehead down to her bellybutton. That's a spicy meatball!
Lee Stone's comical performance highlights the vignette with April Blossom, who plays his credit counselor. After Stone breaks down from telling Blossom where all his money went (charity, apparently), Blossom calms him down by riding his cock to a salty finish.
The best scenes are saved for last, though, as Lola the travel agent teaches Mickey G. the best way to get a sloppy b.j. and pussy plunge while booking a trip to France, and veterinarian Aurora Snow allows Jay Ashley to tear her a new rabbit hole with a scorching anal.
Five scenes, two anals, and 111 minutes of fucking fun. How could you go wrong? Pre-nom it for Best Vignette Tape.