Released: Apr 01st, 2002
Running Time: 119
Director: Stoney Curtis
Company: Celestial Productions
Cast: Brooke Lane, Lex (I), Jenna Haze, Sophie Evans, Kelsey Heart, Catalina (I), Chandler (I), Jay Ashley, Dave Hardman, Lexington Steele, Spoomoni, Nikita (I), Others
Critical Rating: AAAA
Hotter than average starlets and plenty of deep ass banging make this a don't miss.
Fast Times at Deep Crack High 4 turns plot and plausibility on its head for a truly scorching romp with dirty cheerleaders, cock wagging jocks and one spunk slinger irreverently dubbed Spoomoni (think Sean Penn's character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High). With a loose story line and even looser rear entries, this vid is more than worthy viewing.
Cooze newcomers Jenna Haze and Catalina are so fresh, two surfer dudes wonder aloud if these pussy peaches "just fell off the tree." Apparently not, given the dazzling display of dual ass banging that instantly sends the meters into the red. Fresh-faced Haze bobs on knobs with neck-snapping ferocity before spreading her hole for deep probing. A double wad-swapping tongue kiss ending is only a hint of things to come.
Poolside finds Brooke Lane and Chandler groveling over the same bone. The girls trade ass licks and dildos while Jay Ashley puts the meat plow in motion for a torrid threeway. In a frightening display of ass-gasm, Chandler squeals like someone letting the air out of a balloon, eyes rolling back in her head, dispelling the notion of faking it.
Providing the hottest body in the flick, golden blonde Sophie Evans gives new meaning to the phrase "happy ending" when she takes on a client in a message parlor back room. And Nikita has absolutely no trouble wrestling Lexington Steele's giant black anaconda into her formidable back door.
In the only true ode to the original, Kelsey Heart takes on Dave Hardman to reenact the famous slo-mo pool scene and give it a truly demented reinterpretation. Void of elasticity, Kelsey's shitter awaits gaping even before the wood is put to it. Needless to say she pulls off this finale with slippery ease.
From beginning to end, every minute of Deep Crack is packed with white-hot action and an even hotter cast making it like, totally awesome.