Released: May 01st, 2002
Running Time: 118
Director: Jim Holliday
Company: VCA Pictures
Cast: Jasmin Klein, Big Spanky, Skarlet Fever, Chandler (I), Dale DaBone, Monica Mayhem, Gauge, Allysin Chaynes, Shayla LaVeaux, Belladonna, Bill Margold, Calli Cox, Root Loggins, Tanya Danielle, Summer Storm, Holly Hollywood, Evan Stone, Joelean, Felecia
Critical Rating: AAAA
Holliday name, giant multi-star cast are big draws here.
The first Holliday title in a while, Midnight Librarians is a clever collection of several part-plots in search of a unifying theme, including a predatory lesbian librarian (Felecia) who nose-dives into exposed vosburgs when trainees bend over to shelve books, a game-show spoof called Fuck The Girl Next Door!! which is either a chance for Bill Margold to show off his extensive knowledge of sports trivia or a flimsy excuse to set up a threeway with Monica Mayhem, Calli Cox, and Dale DaBone which turns into a four-way with sleazy host Evan Stone, a noir mystery with Shayla LaVeaux and Allysin Chaynes engaging private detective Holly Hollywood to find their missing sister, and a dot-com millionaire-turned-pauper (Evan Stone, again) who loses everything but his dick, fortunately for Gauge. Overlap and interplay between stories with occasional narration by Holliday succeeds in thoroughly confusing matters for people who are looking for a plot.
Seven sex scenes, with the usual brightly-lit Holliday images giving an unimpeded look at the toe-sucking and ass play that has captured his imagination lately along with the usual sucky-fucky action. Two of the seven are all-girl scenes, one where the sisters engage the private detective and one where the detective gets together all the librarians so she can see whose nipple matches the thimble the sisters gave her, or something, and among the exposed flesh writhing on the floor there are several nipples visible.