Released: Jun 01st, 2002
Running Time: 88
Director: Slain Wayne
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Distribution Companies: Hustler Video
Cast: Trevor (I), Juliana Kincaid, Brian Surewood, Steve Taylor, Violet Blue, Brett Rockman, Cheryl Dynasty, Jenna Haze, DELETED AnnMarie
Critical Rating: AAA
In your Kick Ass Pictures or sex comedy section.
In this disappointing sequel to the hilarious debut of this series, Jade-blue Eclipse sadly does not return as the evil ninja queen from outer space but is replaced by Cheryl Dynasty, who lacks the required snarl and kink. Hollywood hipster Dukey Flyswatter plays Yu Suck Wang, the hapless master of the dojo. The girls (Jenna Haze, Violet Blue and AnnMarie in this edition) enjoy making fun of his fondness for the bottle.
Anyway, Dynasty's evil plan comes straight outta the king of bad movies, Plan Nine from Outer Space - to re-animate the dead and make them her servants in destroying the world. Haze encounters one of the undead (ninja zombies here) and gives him a boss-looking b.j. to ensure he is okay after "beating" him up. Dynasty also uses a potion to make a rubber plant come to life. Brian Surewood, college professor (!), is the first to be destroyed by the costumed extra after a grade raising yet average looking fuck with Juliana Kincaid.
On the upside, Violet Blue endures a strip search that turns into a hot d.p. from the cops and Marie looks incredible in a doggie as she attempts to fuck the "evil" out of one of the other undead ninjas. The Kung Fu Girls do eventually kick the plant creature guy's ass and Wang has his day with the queen, but overall, this sequel doesn't match the original's brilliance or heat. It doesn't stray into dreaded After-M*A*S*H territory but it's no Empire Strikes Back, either.