Released: Jul 01st, 2002
Running Time: 75
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Brian Surewood, Joel Lawrence, Dale DaBone, Nikko Night, Hannah Harper, Belladonna, Gina Ryder, Star E Knight
Critical Rating: AAAA
Five fun scenes with clever stuff tying them together. Warn Hannah Harper fans that she's only in one scene.
Where's Muffin (Taylor St. Claire)? That's the question around the hospital. She was fired a while back, along with Gina Ryder, for their unorthodox treatments (read: fucking patients) but now that race car driver Dale Burnout is in the hospital Ryder is dispatched to find Muffin so she can give Burnout her own special brand of TLC. Turns out Muffin is working in a beer bar, doing the Emily Post bit, and needs to be persuaded to come back by Ryder - when she isn't busy fucking Nikko Night. Back at the hospital, Muffin manages to get Burnout (Brian Surewood) on his feet again, at least until he relapses with a smile on his face. What a way to go.
Good silly fun, starting with the opening shots of St. Claire, nude except for a nurse's hat and white bikini panties with a red cross on them - how else to establish she's a nurse? - through the easily excisable sex scenes, like the one Muffin's white-trash poppa (Frank Bukkwyd) is watching on TV when Ryder comes by. Scenes are well-executed, with offbeat unexpected camera angles in the sex scenes. Beautiful images by Ralph Parfait also help. Letterboxing down to a 1.85 frame also gives a kind of dignity to the proceedings.