Released: Jul 01st, 2002
Running Time: 75
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Hannah Harper, Kate Frost, Nikko Night, Dillion Day, Brittney Skye, Nikita Denise, Joel Lawrence, Chris Cannon, Jewel De'Nyle, Mr. Pete
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Did it not escape anyone's attention that box cover girl Hannah Harper is British, not American? No matter; the premise of this couples vid is a variation on the timeless theme of the emotional incompatibility of women and men.
"The female psyche is a bigger mystery to men than the creation of the universe," one of the male characters posits. We'd have to agree with that one. Why else would half the female cast choose that generic stripper look, with bleached-blonde hair, rock-hard implants and the ability to howl their lungs out when they could just as easily show some real emotion?
Nelson X's clever script lends itself to some funny set-ups; highlights include Jewel De'Nyle and Dillion Day drawing up a pre-sex contract where Day promises, "When you address your cat as if it were a person, I will pretend you're not a total nutcase." Clearly he's unaware that cats are generally better companions than men, period. Day and De'Nyle are consummate professionals, and they do their thing in a strictly-porn manner, with a drooling blowjob, standing doggie and pop to the tits.
The sexual highlight of these five scenes features Hannah Harper's pale mudflaps being parted by her woodslinger for a brief mish-anal, allowing Harper to prove her worth as a good little ass whore. No slouch in that department herself is gorgeous Nikita Denise, who reacts like a normal person, rather than a Stepford Slut when Nikko Night nails her in a good side-saddle anal.