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Poetic Just-Ass

Released: Jul 01st, 2002
Running Time: 135
Director: Seymore Butts
Company: Seymore Inc.
Cast: Mika Tan, McKayla Matthews, Herschel Savage, Seymore Butts, Angela Crystal, Lea DeMae, Tristan (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Gonzo

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Seymore completists, anal fanatics.

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

There's nothing more unexciting than watching two performers who are completely uninterested in each other, and lucky us, that's how this tape starts out. Seymore Butts splits from his two potential pornstars (Angela Crystal and Tristan) to answer the phone, leaving them out in the backyard to undress. Crystal doffs her frock and sits with her body pointing away from Tristan, who takes off his shoes and gropes his crotch unconvincingly. Crystal takes the hint and offers to help him, unleashing his cock for a weak blowjob.

Though the festivities do pick up after the initial getting-to-know-you jitters (she's never done anal before? Yeah right, and we've never seen porn), it's still best that we focus on this vid's major strong points. Like the threeway between McKayla Matthews, Mika Tan and Tyce Buné, that starts with Tan and Matthews necking while Buné buries his face in Tan's ass, making her squeal. Matthews and Tan switch so Buné can get a crack at Matthews' ass, which later receives his man meat. The best part of this scene, though, takes place while Buné is fucking Tan in the ass, then pulls out to stick his cock in Matthews' mouth as she takes pause from licking Tan's clit. Pre-nom for Best Group Sex Scene. The follow up, with Herschel Savage, Matthews and Lea DeMae, is also a goodie.


 

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