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Kelly's Heroes

Released: Aug 01st, 2002
Running Time: 113
Director: David Brett
Company: Passion Pictures
Cast: Billy Glide, Julian (II), Julian (I), Allysin Chaynes, Steve Taylor, Violet Blue, Brooke April, Dave Cummings, Kianna, Mark Cummings, Zana, Dale DaBone, Nikita Denise, Eric Frost
Critical Rating: AAAA
Genre: Feature

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SYNOPSIS

Red-white-and-blue star-spangled cover can tie into post-July 4 and pre-September 11 patriotic surges.

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Critical Rating: AAAA

In this ambitious effort, terrorist Yo Ma Ma (Dale DaBone) has done some DNA splicing causing vaginas to fuse shut all over America. We can't have that, so General Mayhem (Herschel Savage) and Major Fuckup (Dave Cummings) send Kelly (Allysin Chaynes) and her heroes (Kianna, Violet Blue) to square things away. Justice prevails and Yo Ma Ma gets a taste of his own medicine - in a sex scene, yet.

Six sex scenes with witty asides like Chaynes interrupting a backseat blowjob to make a series of Hummer jokes, or somebody looking straight into camera to announce "That was a dumb line," more than make up for production shortcomings like the Heroes rope-climbing Sepulveda Dam in their platform shoes and then attacking it as cars drive by indifferently on the Ventura Freeway. Original music and outtakes add value as well.


 

Related Content:

Passion Pictures
Billy Glide
Allysin Chaynes
Eric Frost
Zana
Brooke April
Julian (I)
Nikita Denise
Mark Cummings
Violet Blue
Julian (II)
Dale DaBone
Kianna
Steve Taylor
Dave Cummings
David Brett

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