Released: Sep 01st, 2002
Running Time: 107
Company: Private U.S.A.
Cast: Steve Holmes (I), Barbara (I), Lisa Sparkle, Carmen (I), Leslie Taylor, Lolita (I), Sandra Iron, Myli, Choky Ice, Michelle Wild, Diether von Stein, Zolee
Critical Rating: AAAA
People who tiptoe in and ask for "something kinky," and Private fans.
This bears a resemblance to a mainstream film of a few years ago, with a clean-cut couple having their car break down on a rainy night and going to a nearby castle where they are seduced by the inhabitants. Steve Holmes is the castle host, wild-eyed and wearing lingerie (and thankfully speaking un-dubbed English) and sending the couple off to their rendezvous. Holmes observes, "Really good, Brad, I'm proud of you," as he watches Brad cavorting with two girls on a screen. Later, the girl ("Janet") falls down a tube and finds herself dressed in a black bustier with two girls and a guy, sitting, waiting for a fourth.
During the scene, the other girl gets d.p.'d while Janet busies herself mouthing a dildo, but Janet ends the scene by taking a pop in the kisser and then dribbling some in the mouth of the other girl, much to the surprise of Brad, who watches on another screen, and then is taken under Holmes' wing to see what else is going on in the spooky ol' castle. A lot. Like the two girls in the room filled with pallets and cobwebbed people who get tired of doing g/g and unwrap a guy for a spirited threeway. Eventually, Brad and Janet are sent out to spread the word of sexual pleasure as Holmes gets recalled back to his planet. After a goodbye four-way, of course. Ends with not one but two twist endings.
Excellent imagery and some fetishy content (like Brad being compelled by two corseted women to eat something out of a dog dish before moving on to eating something else, and some toe sucking in tight close-up) add to the usual Private mix of enthusiastic uninhibited sex and pretty female Euro-short timers paying as much attention to the camera as the penis. Pre-noms to Holmes' black-lit go-round with two body-painted lovelies, Holmes for acting, and one for Best Video just to piss off Rupert Murdoch.