Released: Sep 01st, 2002
Running Time: 109
Director: Frank Thring
Company: Hustler Video
Cast: Patricia (I), Choky Ice, Rolly Reves, Frank Gun, Mina (I), Veronika (I), Myli, Frank Thring, James Brossman, Barbara (I), Nicole (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
Stock for your jaded customers who want to see a sweet young thing morph into the Marquis De Sade's Justine.
Beethoven, Mozart, Haydn, Schubert and Mr. Beaver have all worked in Vienna. Four of them produced timeless creative classics and one of them was able to find the Viennese Opera House, which he points out in his opening scene.
Mr. Beaver faintly reminds one of Professor Irwin Corey but with less substance. However, that is the theme that infects every scene: Dick Beaver seducing impressionable Euro-babes with his third-rate Benny Hill antics.
Remarkably, the best performance is by an uncredited dark-haired Italian girl in Milan. Her innocent look belies a ferocious appetite for plundering. Either she loves sex or she can act, or both, because she allows Beaver to fuck her ass. She even begs him for it and the viewer will watch the whole thing. Trust me, she not only licks the beaver balls like an alley whore, but she also does an A2M with "Barney Fife."