Released: Oct 01st, 2002
Running Time: 83
Director: The Jordan Bros
Distribution Companies: Video Team
Cast: Carmen (I), Julian St. Jox, Kiwi, Cashmere (I), Pebbles, Byron Long, Caramel, Weed, Guy DiSilva
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Try on some Cashmere; she's a name (and body) worth remembering.
While the directors apparently have a fondness for sugar products as an oral stimulant (with a little judicious editing, the vid could easily double as a commercial for the sweets industry), BXTV manages to hold one's attention longer than, well, your typical cable television show. These days that's saying a lot.
Cashmere is an all-natural delight. (Guys from the Mesozoic era used to refer to this kind of gal as a "hot date.") Balancing innate cuteness with a hunger for trouser snake, Cashmere charms the pants off Byron Long in a chemistry-drenched scene, riding his ebony May pole amidt a lush exterior setting. Yowzah!
Along similarly picturesque lines, Pebbles and Weed bury the backyard bone in yet another heated exchange. Among Pebbles' charms: her muscled booty, which, much like Arnold Schwarzenegger's formerly rippling pectorals, seems to have a life of its own.
When the footage moves inside, the vid takes a turn for the ordinary. Still, we'd bet Krugerands to Krispy Kremes that two noteworthy scenes are worth the price of admission to the cultivated viewer.