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Men Are From Mars

Released: Oct 01st, 2002
Running Time: 112
Director: F J Lincoln
Company: Jill Kelly Productions
Cast: Marty Romano, Randy Spears, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Holly Halston, Lee Stone, Knight, Pat Myne, T.J. Hart, Haven, Crystal Carter, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Feature

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Groups of women who dislike men and want to watch "fun" porn while bitching about their relationships. Or vanilla couples.

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Critical Rating: AAA

Another "battle of the sexes" vid, only this time businesslike Star E. Knight explains that men really are from Mars - literally. Men, she insists, are actually Martians who've come to Earth, found Earth women impossible to control and are returning to their home planet to try to build their own version of compliant women. Oh. Okay.

The common denominator between men and women is their enjoyment of sex, Knight asserts. Perhaps she's living on an alternate version of Earth, because the sex she thinks everyone's enjoying is awfully vanilla. The viewer is subjected to these lackluster sex scenes illustrating Knight's point. Most of the girls are interchangeable, with the timeless stripper look of big, fake tits and bleached hair. Lee Stone does two scenes in a row - the better one being his doggie-bang with Knight (although the sound was out of synch with the dialogue on the review screener AVN received). Best of the six scenes features sexy brunette Jenna Haze with Pat Myne in a workable cowgirl.

Average, generic filler overall.


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Jill Kelly Productions
T.J. Hart
Lee Stone
Jenna Haze
Crystal Carter
Holly Halston
Randy Spears
Ashton Moore
Marty Romano
Pat Myne
F J Lincoln


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