Released: Nov 01st, 2002
Running Time: 126
Director: Slain Wayne
Company: Smash Pictures
Cast: Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Tiffany Love, Slim Shady, David Layz, Alexa Riley, Brittany Skye, Rick Masters, Violet Blue, Felix Vicious, Chloe Dior
Critical Rating: AAA
Felix Vicious is "grounded" and calls boyfriend Rick Masters to come over. She'll take the risk and sneak out, "but we have to fool around first." Masters goes along with this, eventually popping in her mouth on cue ("Count to 10"). Alexa Riley and Brittany Skye fool around for - and with - a guy with a camera.
Chloe Dior is on all fours, wearing skimpy lingerie and writing homework with a Sharpie. But what's on her mind is evident when she writes that Christopher Columbus "discovered my PUSSY!!" She gets a metallic vibe that also discovers her pussy, as does a guy who introduces himself as "Christopher Columbus." Tiffany Love wants to read off a guy for wronging his girlfriend, but compounds the problem by fucking the guy herself. Violet Blue takes the anchor lap with Brian Surewood and Mr. Pete in a garage with a bed in it.
Although the scenes run long (five scenes in two hours, do the math) and the girls are more tattooed and pierced than the usual run-of-the-plaid-skirt talent, director Slain Wayne's innovative camera angles and MTV-style editing with speed-ups and smash cuts give the video vitality and eye appeal. Original music under the scenes adds value as well.